How many people do you know that...

So, I'm home on a little forced "staycation," that overused word (mine forced from a little mishap) with some free time.

I ponder and must ask my readers...How many people do you know that WILL 1) shop whole foods/or similar fresh market daily; AND 2) be attracted by fresh sardines from Oregon in the fish case; AND 3) decide to whip up on a solo night home - freshly grilled curry and thyme rubbed sardines over sauteed calmyra figs and pink pepper corns and a side of ancho pepper chili - to enjoy for oneself?

I can only think of one.
I submit the evidence, yet I'm not a food photographer (damn it was good!).