Doll-less

I landed at DFW last night.
Took a cab to Fort Worth (don't you dare call it Dallas).
The big deal in town is how the cows run the streets twice a day.
Wooo Hooo!
A walk last night revealed the following:

a) Restaurants serve BIG food to lots of BIG people;
b) There are lots of ugly parking lots full of BIG cars for BIG people;
c) There are lots of "W" stickers on these BIG cars that hold BIG people who just finished eating BIG food.

Hmmmmm.
I'm leaving tonight!